i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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