I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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