we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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