i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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