real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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