Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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