Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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