marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
