am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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