i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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