Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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