Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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