And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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