But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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