On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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