why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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