you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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