my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him