So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.