He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie