HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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