Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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