that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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