Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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