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(678): View more from Georgia

Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.

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(678): Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry. http://tfl.nu/8kmb

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i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

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(512): i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT. http://tfl.nu/zq8a

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(586): View more from Michigan

When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach

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(586): When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach http://tfl.nu/tgf3

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(352): View more from Florida

You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.

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(352): You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant. http://tfl.nu/vzqd

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(949): View more from California

Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

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are you seriously doing this over text message

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hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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(949): Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me? (1-949): are you seriously doing this over text message (949): hahaha no, but i am dumping you. http://tfl.nu/2zd7

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.

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(717): Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list. http://tfl.nu/k33x

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x

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(+44): Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x http://tfl.nu/rt6u

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(573): View more from Missouri

She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.

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(573): She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical. http://tfl.nu/zk2m

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(502): View more from Kentucky

New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.

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(502): New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday. http://tfl.nu/wghi

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s

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(402): Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s http://tfl.nu/nt41

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(207): View more from Maine

So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"

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(207): So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night" http://tfl.nu/8ia2

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.

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(201): Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper. http://tfl.nu/iewi

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(416): View more from Toronto

But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures

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(416): But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures http://tfl.nu/emrg

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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy

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(701): All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy http://tfl.nu/indb

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(330): View more from Ohio

Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.

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(330): Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative. http://tfl.nu/cyri

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