glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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