I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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