We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm so fucking centered right now
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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