Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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