this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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