grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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