i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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