it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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