gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just had sex on a roof
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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