i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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