They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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