so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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