I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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