Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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