dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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