i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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