It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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