Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants