some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.