never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do