cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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