do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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