I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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