awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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