Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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