The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
