I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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