just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm like, not good at living.
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