Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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