Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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