Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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