Can Purell be used as lube?
accomplished twins. life is a go
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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