What a fucking waste of an outfit
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I want to have your abortion
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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